Can I haz cumdumpster?

I want it dad! I WANT THEM NOW!! haha I have this weird habit of hooking up with girls I want in the now a few months after I'm over it, this happens on a regular basis which leads me to believe that the earth does indeed revolve around me and my super cool BS. I just finished watching "The Omen" (1976 version or somethin) it was okay. Oh and erhhmm I broke the 30 day thing already, went to jack in the box earlier and bought 2 taco's hoping that super cute girl was working again but nay! Some indian chick and fatty darn! I'm gonna get fat as fuck if I keep on going to fast food places just to run game haha..

"...He thinks they're super delicious"

30 days

Without fast food, I will try not to spend ANY cash on fast food on any of the following fast food chains:

Subway
Carl's JR.
Burger King
King Taco
Chipotle
In-N-Out
McDonalds
EZ take out burger
JACK IN THE BOX

I cant think of anymore, but I'm so broke right now, I can't even afford god damn dollar menu haha considering I buy food from one of these chains of restaurants every other day this is gonna be very difficult! I loooove carls jr, and the second I get some money saved up I'm gonna buy me a spicy chicken, small french fry and diet soda! And that same day a barbacoa burrito from chipotle and maybe a double double that same day haha!


I'm all about testing myself and trying new things no matter the difficulty this should fall into that category.

Copy Paysta

/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser.
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.

Nigga says Q'WAT?!

hours of sleep and what they do to me:

10: Eyes are sore, too much sleep
9: Usually the right amount
8: not good, too much or too little
7: I can settle for this, no problem!
6: Definitely good!
5: Feel like a new man
4: Your pushin it, but better than nothin
3: Shit, I'll sleep when I get home
2: This one's tough, but 2 is better than nothin, I'll usually park somewhere after work and sleep some if its that hard to drive
1: Don't bother, it'll do more damage than good


If you've never gone more than 24 hours without sleep it feels pretty uniquely strange once you get to the 30+ mark, almost like your drunk/hungover/drug comedown. It's not any fun that's for sure!

Here's some tips for anyone who needs to stay up for whatever reason:
1.) Breath deep, more oxygen to your lungs will help
2.) Wet a paper towel with cold water and leave it on the back of your neck
3.) Eat, stay away from junk food that'll really put you asleep
4.) Fresh air, walking and talking with people
5.) Lifting light weights or anything like that
6.) Positioning, don't sit slouched or really comfortable!
7.) Chew gum, drink coffee, soda, and do anything to keep yourself busy!

Let it be known!

I bought this..er leasing it, too much to finance the shit but the thing is awesome.


Talk about something worth mentioning?...

Four Loko – packaged in 23.5 oz cans, Loko contains 11% alcohol by volume. - This is information is correct and sited at http://www.ysb.net/caffeine_alcohol_content.aspx

YOUR DONE SON. DONE.

My acura LEGEND (1992) was somewhat hurt yesterday, friend went over a curb ALMOST hitting two light poles (thank gaaawd she didn't) so my tire popped and we fixed all that, still had my egg car above.


That aint it, but you get the idea hahah,