Sunday, May 10, 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Propellerhead REASON


this is gonna take forever.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Jokers of the SCENE


I'm asking...for forgiveness! I was talking shit about JotS because I was confused with the utter garbage which was Acid Girls hour long set. I'm letting people know I could have easily have hyped up the crowd and played way better music if that had been my set, but with that being said JotS was amazing!! We just didn't stay for the whole thing because A.) We were tired of the people at the club and B.) I had to check my internets haha nah I had to work at 6 the next morning, sooo its 6:45 right now, I got maybe 3 hours of sleep it was pretty good sleep. I slept in my car to clarify where I slept that night.

For the record it was club avalon, I dont have many good things to say about it besides the great price on water which was only a measly five dollars..lol, and not that four homosexuals beyond the size of ronnie (six foot two feet tall) that pretty much blew us out of our awesome spot on the floor bothered me that much..but considering this club is usually 21 and over it leads me to believe 18 and over is better because the older crowd is limited, this club had fourty year old adults there! GROSS!! I'm not gonna give up hope yet on bars/clubs 21+, but for those that know Roniels and I, for a night cost free in Los Angeles we had little no adventures that we're renouned for as strange as that may sound to close friends

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Can I haz cumdumpster?






I want it dad! I WANT THEM NOW!! haha I have this weird habit of hooking up with girls I want in the now a few months after I'm over it, this happens on a regular basis which leads me to believe that the earth does indeed revolve around me and my super cool BS. I just finished watching "The Omen" (1976 version or somethin) it was okay. Oh and erhhmm I broke the 30 day thing already, went to jack in the box earlier and bought 2 taco's hoping that super cute girl was working again but nay! Some indian chick and fatty darn! I'm gonna get fat as fuck if I keep on going to fast food places just to run game haha..

"...He thinks they're super delicious"

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

30 days

Without fast food, I will try not to spend ANY cash on fast food on any of the following fast food chains:

Subway
Carl's JR.
Burger King
King Taco
Chipotle
In-N-Out
McDonalds
EZ take out burger
JACK IN THE BOX

I cant think of anymore, but I'm so broke right now, I can't even afford god damn dollar menu haha considering I buy food from one of these chains of restaurants every other day this is gonna be very difficult! I loooove carls jr, and the second I get some money saved up I'm gonna buy me a spicy chicken, small french fry and diet soda! And that same day a barbacoa burrito from chipotle and maybe a double double that same day haha!


I'm all about testing myself and trying new things no matter the difficulty this should fall into that category.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Copy Paysta

/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser.
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.

Nigga says Q'WAT?!


hours of sleep and what they do to me:

10: Eyes are sore, too much sleep
9: Usually the right amount
8: not good, too much or too little
7: I can settle for this, no problem!
6: Definitely good!
5: Feel like a new man
4: Your pushin it, but better than nothin
3: Shit, I'll sleep when I get home
2: This one's tough, but 2 is better than nothin, I'll usually park somewhere after work and sleep some if its that hard to drive
1: Don't bother, it'll do more damage than good


If you've never gone more than 24 hours without sleep it feels pretty uniquely strange once you get to the 30+ mark, almost like your drunk/hungover/drug comedown. It's not any fun that's for sure!

Here's some tips for anyone who needs to stay up for whatever reason:
1.) Breath deep, more oxygen to your lungs will help
2.) Wet a paper towel with cold water and leave it on the back of your neck
3.) Eat, stay away from junk food that'll really put you asleep
4.) Fresh air, walking and talking with people
5.) Lifting light weights or anything like that
6.) Positioning, don't sit slouched or really comfortable!
7.) Chew gum, drink coffee, soda, and do anything to keep yourself busy!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Let it be known!

I bought this..er leasing it, too much to finance the shit but the thing is awesome.


Talk about something worth mentioning?...

Four Loko
– packaged in 23.5 oz cans, Loko contains 11% alcohol by volume. - This is information is correct and sited at http://www.ysb.net/caffeine_alcohol_content.aspx

YOUR DONE SON. DONE.

My acura LEGEND (1992) was somewhat hurt yesterday, friend went over a curb ALMOST hitting two light poles (thank gaaawd she didn't) so my tire popped and we fixed all that, still had my egg car above.


That aint it, but you get the idea hahah,